Last week I became a parent…[Drumroll]...let me introduce my Alien baby.
So who is the Daddy?
Well the parenting is shared between 4 people in my office, two mothers and 2 fathers.
The baby was the result of a lunch-hour-sugar-rush-fuelled trip to the Science Museum store. We were so excited when we got back to the office we decided to ‘hatch’ the baby straight away.
The chief male in the group took charge over this ‘conception’ part of the process but has since had no interest in the progress of the youngster (sound familiar?).
His name is Dodec, each 24 hours of hours of earth time is a year of his life so today is his birthday (well everyday is his birthday) and he is 10 years old.
Happy Birthday Dodec and sorry I missed the last 8 years of your life…..I was on a project management training course.
The baby was the result of a lunch-hour-sugar-rush-fuelled trip to the Science Museum store. We were so excited when we got back to the office we decided to ‘hatch’ the baby straight away.
The chief male in the group took charge over this ‘conception’ part of the process but has since had no interest in the progress of the youngster (sound familiar?).
His name is Dodec, each 24 hours of hours of earth time is a year of his life so today is his birthday (well everyday is his birthday) and he is 10 years old.
Happy Birthday Dodec and sorry I missed the last 8 years of your life…..I was on a project management training course.
2 comments:
You have way too much free time! Congrats on your alien baby!
Are you breast-feeding the baby?
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